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1/4 of a Pulp Writer

Quick update: making my bed, military-style, fell to the wayside. As nice as it was to climb under those sheets, it was a bit of a hassle to fix every day. I had to move my bed a few inches every time, and that was enough for me to forget the entire thing. I still make my bed, but I lay the sheets on rather than tuck them in. Maybe one day I’ll pick it back up, but for now, I’ll settle for almost as nice.

Now, to the real post. While any blog that’s available to the public is meant for public consumption, the genuine reason I wanted to start this was to get into certain habits by making myself accountable to random people on the internet. It’s said that we should have a buddy when attempting to grow new habits, so why not avail myself to every single person on the planet?

So what habit am I looking to start? And, more important, is it going to be like my bed-making habit, where I settle for good enough?

Anyone who knows me as a person—which is about two or three people—know that I’ve wanted to be a writer for years. But I’m also a bit of a lazy perfectionist: I want things to be right, but I also don’t like putting in the effort. It’s a bit of a strange position to be in. It isn’t like bed making, where the end is clear: a made bed. I can settle for less because so long as the sheets are on nice, the bed is made. But writing isn’t the same.

For starters, the end might not be so clear. I have this one novel I’ve been working on for the past nine years. It has a first draft, perhaps in the only time I’ve defeated my lazy perfectionism to make an imperfect mess. While I have a good idea to start the damn thing, the end goal isn’t there. “Finish” isn’t enough. There’s “how to finish” and that’s where I’m stuck.

Next, remember, I’m lazy. If I don’t get it right the first time, I don’t like putting in the effort to make it right. It’s perfect or bust. This might be the case with many people for what they want in life. You want to be good at what you want to be and putting out less-than-stellar work is not something that makes us feel warm and fuzzy. Now that I think of it, it seems to be less laziness and more fear. Either way, fearful or lazy, nothing is getting done.

Which is why pulp writers are amazing. Title making a little more sense? Don’t worry. I’ll explain the “1/4” part in a minute.

One of my favorite books on writing is How to Write Pulp Fiction by James Scott Bell. Mr. Bell highlights that this pulp writers cared about their writing, but they weren’t part of the literary that tries to hide theme and symbolism in their stories. No, pulp follows the “write fast, write more” philosophy. While they may have studied craft, their school was writing so many words that something was bound to work. And when that something worked, they wrote more of that until it didn’t work, in which they would keep writing until they found something else.

How much would they write? Well, there are two that blow everyone out of the water: Stanley Gardner and W.T. Ballard. On average, they wrote a million words a year. That’s about 20 200-page novels a year. This meant they wrote about 2,739 words a day (about 11 pages).

I am not either of these writers. But they are an inspiration.

To my mind, the best way to overcome my limitations as a writer is, as Mr. Bell writes, “TYPE HARD.” But 2,739 words a day is more than I can bare right now. Not because if I didn’t try, I couldn’t do it. Rather, I don’t have the hours. When I know what I’m doing, I can produce a lot of words. But fiction and nonfiction are two distinct things. I don’t have to create a new reality with nonfiction. When you’re making another world, things go a little slower.

But, there’s no reason I couldn’t do a 1/4 of what they do.

250,000 words. It is, by all measures, still a lot of words. But also far more doable: 685 words a day. Even if I took eight hours to produce those words, it’s 85 words an hour. That’s slow.

Plus, 250,000 words is still a lot of finished works (based on minimum word count):

-6 novels
-14 novellas
-33 novelettes
-33 short stories

And that’s just common categories. I could write 333 sudden fiction stories (max 750 words).


And thus, my goal is set. 250,000 words in a year. I won’t count blog posts, which means even though I hit my goal and then some with this post, I’ll write some fiction.

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